I have had the crack Streaming Drivel research team working on this for a while and they have reported an amazing finding. Many suicide bombers believe the the Qur'an promises them 72 virgins upon their death. Our research shows that they only get 12 free virgins when they purchase one virgin at regular club prices.
Moreover, the Virgin Megastore Club offers so many specials and sales that it is next to impossible to meet your club agreement. So, if you are thinking of blowing something up in the name of Allah, make sure you have met your club agreement ahead of time.
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