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According to his upcomping biography "I am the Wolf," the Iraq war has been all about Paul Wolfowitz getting in Hannah Montana's pants.
“Let’s be honest, it’s (Iraq) always been about getting tail. Isn’t everything man has ever done about getting some purse? Rove and I were sitting at an Applebee’s bar in Gaithersburg when I noticed a TV in the corner. It showed Paris Hilton flashing her cooter when getting out of a car. I nearly spit-out my Appletini when Rove said ‘you know there is a lot of young Hollywood quiff out there for the taking. They love the power. Say we were to call Sabrina the Teenage Witch on the phone and tell her we were going to blow up a city. I bet her rat trap would swell with admiration.’”
“As our Riblets and onion peels came to our table, it became clear that if we took out Sadam, we could have all the Hollywood red pearl we could ever want, starting with Lindsy Lohan and ending with Hannah Montana. It was just going to take a few bombs and before you know it we would be knee deep in Olson twin scratch. Thus the Domino Theory was born.”
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