This is why I don't read People Magazine

I just got over the revelations that Lance Armstrong uses his Live Strong bracelet as a cock ring to see this article posted online.

In the article Lance discusses his relationship with Matthew McConaughey, "Our friendship just kind of developed," the cycling champ tells the magazine for its November issue. "He got out of a relationship; I'd just gotten out of a relationship." Armstrong, who has known McConaughey for eight years, stresses that despite the raised-eyebrows they've gotten due to photos of them – often shirtless – biking, running and partying together, they are just buddies. "I think people see pictures and they think we're these overgrown frat guys, but we all have those kinds of relationships – and relationship isn't a bad word," says Armstrong.

How can you question the masculinity of a spandex clad man that makes a living sitting on a pole all day? When I put it that way, nevermind.