Just a week ago this site told you about the new development of Pozzles -- nozzles for your penis -- the way to make Toilet Time fun again. Today we break the news of a new Pozzles Spokesperson -- Kelly Tripucka. The former Notre Dame and Detroit Pistons stand-out has agreed to be the new spokesperson for Pozzles.
"I can't think of a better spokesperson for Pozzles than Kelly Tripucka," said CEO Jeff Techico. "I have heard for years that there is no bigger penis in sports than Kelly, we're glad he is on our team."
"If I had these when I was in the NBA, I would still be playing," said Tripucka. There were so many times that a little whiz around the corner of the shower would have lightened the mood after I missed a game winning shot... where were these when I needed them?" Tripucka will be seen in ads modeling the "Golden Domer." Look for Pozzles at a Ben Franklin or Minnesota Fabrics store near you.
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