Recycling -- Letters to Fox Executives

If Carson could do it, so can I. BTW, if you think I am referring to Carson Daly, move on the next blog, we don't serve your type around here.

We recently stumbled letters to Fox TV Executives that we wanted to share with you, are beloved reader(s).

Dear Fox Executive:

Why is Stacked only on one day a week when we have seven days?

Rocko

PS -- as instructed, I have tuned in and ripped the knob off.


Dear Fox Executive:

Stacked was hysterical. I loved the creative plotline of having a hot woman pose as a dork's girlfriend. Haven't we all dreamed and creamed about that happening? That would be (.) (.).

I was wondering if there is a way that you could use computers and shit to make Pam's sweater cows even larger. I mean, she is still one of my all time Spank'n favorites, but she is looking a little tired in the face. If you made her love jugs big enough, you could probably do without her face altogether. If you can't do the CGI on her ta tas, maybe you can just shoot her from the neck down more? Not that I am complaining, but that's where most of her talent is.

Signed,

Steve
#1 Stacked Fan

Dear Fox Executive:

I have become one of your biggest fans -- I mean what other network cab mix T&A with the S&P during a newscast the way your team can? But lately, I am concerned that you are losing a little off of your fastball. Last month, CBS aired Spring Break Shark Attack. This month they will be running Locusts -- staring Lucy Lawless. What are you running? American Freaking Idol.

Here's my idea, America's Most Outrageous Petting Zoo and Bikini Party. I think it has a little something for everyone. I don't want your money, I just want to be there when you shoot it.

Your pal,

Darryl


Dear Fox Suit:

I got your new shows right here! No, I am not pointing at my crotch, I am pointing at my computer screen -- like this!

Here's my ideas!

America's Next Porn Star -- America votes for their favorite Adult Video entertainer. This show gives a whole new meaning to Polling!

Accountant Stripper: At night you appreciate her assets, by day she depreciates your assets!


GHB: Miami -- There are so many ways you can run with this one. I will let you take it from here. I mean, you guys had Harry and The Hendersons and Herman's Head, right? How can I be more creative than that? Just be certain that Nikki Cox is featured in whatever you do. You might also want to rotate her fun bags, they seem to have some mileage on them -- they are not as perky as the poster I have of her on the back of my bedroom door.

Your buddy,

Todd