Today we feature a guest column by David Duke, we should also point out that the opinions and views of Mr. Duke are those of Mr. Duke and his group of crusty old racists. They do not represent the views of Streaming Drivel, they just make for good fodder.
Ok, so it's bad enough they sneak over our borders and take away our jobs (there goes my career picking lettuce), now these crazy sand niggers want to impose their dumb ass holidays on us too? Like we are supposed to go out and celebrate the fact that a bunch of Mexicans didn't get killed by the French? Please, the best thing that could have happened is if these two countries would have exhausted every single one of their people battling to the death for nothing.
But let's get back to the point. What are we supposed to do on this "holiday?" Drink. Why should we drink? So that while we are hung over with our balls shoved up the back end of a donkey pinata our productivity will down and more Mexicans can sneak over our border and take more of our jobs (oh no, there goes my career planting hostas).
I for one am not going to fall for it. Nope this year, I am giving my liver a holiday. If you want to join me in boycotting Cinco de Crapo, I'll be in Arizona sitting on the border with a rifle waiting for Juan to make a taco run -- oops I missed one (there goes my career as a short order chef).
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