What I Learned by Watching Jon Madden and Al Michaels Last Night

1) The top five coaches in the NFL include:
Mike Holmgren
Bill Parcells
Bill Belicheck
Brian Billick
Mike Shanahan
Andy Reid
Joe Gibbs

2) 10 yards is equal to about 30 feet.

3) That "if you have to be somewhere in the summer, 75 degree heat and sunny in Seattle is the place to be."

4) Before Seahawk games they shoot off canons. Last night they shot off everything except for Hunter S. Thompson.

5) I shouldn't be watching football with the volume on.