Fake Fathead Falls Flat

So I awoke to what I thought was a Fathead under my Xmas tree. Did I get Big Ben? No. Chad? No. Tory? No. My Fathead was Craig Krenzell. Better yet, when Krenzella played for the Bears. I had hoped for John Allred, unfortunately the company stated that they had no actual images of Allred in a Chicago Bears uniform.

So I reluctantly put the Krenzella image on my wall, right next to the Paulina Porizkova poster that I got my freshman year. This morning I woke up to find that it, like Craig's career, fell flat on the floor. So I called Fathead.com for a refund. In talking with the company I learned that my mom didn't buy a Fathead, rather a Fatass. So, Fattass.com was kind enough to send me a Patrick Riley and a Carl Simpson Fattass to make up for the problems I experienced. Parents out there take note, there is a difference between fathead.com and fatass.com. Please make a note of it.