Will the Real Ben Roethlisberger Please Stop Touching My Meatnormous Omlette?

Maybe it's just me, but I can't tell these creepy bastards apart. They both have odd colored hair. They both wear hats. They both have shaggy beards, and most importantly, they both have that fake looking smile and mass murderer look in their eyes.

If I truly get it my way, I want nothing to do with either of them.