Terri's Day is March 31

What are you doing to mark the passing of Terri Schiavo?

Friends of Terri Schiavo are proposing that March 31 be named "Terri's Day." It's good to see Bill Frist and Jebya have nothing better to work on.

What will I be doing to celebrate? I'll be strapping on the old feeding tube at Golden Corral or maybe I will partake in the "shrimp stampede" at Ponderosa... it depends on what goes down my tube more easily.

BTW, I know I am going to hell for this post, so don't bother sending your email. There is a very special place there for me. I'll be right next Jessica Hahn, according to the seating chart. We are working on getting Jay Mohr and the Applebee's guys bumped to the back of the bus.