Apr 10, 2006

A Quick Question



When the big pile of hair says "you're fired," do you get unemployment insurance? What is the severance package for a guy that failed to properly write an Arby's jingle? I am pretty certain you aren't eligible for COBRA if the big guy shit cans you because you can't sell lemonade or design a flavor of ice cream. Does he offer an outplacement service if I can't run a planet Hollywood for a night? I need to know the answers to these very important questions.

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