By now you have heard about what the FBI found in Rep. William Jefferson freezer, $90,000 cash. I guess he took the concept of "cold, hard cash" a bit too literally (ROTFLMAO) -- oh I slay me.
In honor of Congressmen Bill Jeff, and with the hope that I would find some dead presidents stuffed behind a frozen lasagna, I took a look in my freezer. Here is what I found.
2 Wampa Ice Creatures
3 Fear Factor Pop Ups
1 Frozen glob of tinfoil -- I believe there is lasagna inside -- waiting for it to thaw
14 lbs. frozen hamburger -- I had it around for finals -- never used it.
2 slabs of frozen ribs -- now if this isn't art, I don't know what is.
13 tupperware containers, contents unknown -- this is what Al Gore created the web for
1 ice sculpture -- dinner at Cassandra & Paul's wedding sucked, taking this made up for it.
0 $90,000 in cash
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