It Starts With the Burritos

What the hell am I supposed to eat at 2:30 AM, when I am too drunk to use Utensils?

I know their game. It starts with the burritos and then they start taking away the fajitas, the tacos, and the chips and salsa... Sinister, isn't it? Well, we can play hard ball with them as I think America still makes something they want -- those little pom poms that hang down from the roof of their cars.

Yep, I am proposing an eye for an eye. If the illegals take away burritos, we take away the pom poms. If they take away fajitas (let's just watch them try) we should take away those shimmering Chevy Logo decals they like to have on the back windows of their '84 pickups. If they even dare take away tacos, we escalate things and cut-off their supply of used Chevy Novas. That should get their attention.