What I Will Miss on My Day Without Immigrants

Illegals make a much better margarita. Gringos always forget that I like my drinks without salt.

My lawn is going to go to hell until Tuesday. Hopefully my migrant laborers will remember to cut the grass to 1 1/2".

I really like chicken. Knowing that Perdue and Tyson are shutting down plants so that more of the immigrants can protest, I bought extra chicken, just in case.

I hope it doesn't rain, you can't get a gringo on top of my roof for less than $500. An illegal will clean my gutters and repair the roof for less than $100.