I pledged that I would never vote for a contestant on or watch American Idol. I broke my promise tonight. And I am glad I did. America this is our chance. If you hate American Idol as much as I do, vote early and often for Taylor Hicks 1.866.Idols03.
We need this spastic Forest Gump wannabe to win. I want to see their machinery make this guy into a "star." Come on and enjoy the magic carpet ride with me. It should be every bit as entertaining as William Hung. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Taylor, if you win, all I ask is that you let me be the Assistant to the Vice Admiral of the Soul Patrol. I think this is more than fair as I may be the one to put you over the top. If you lose, I hope they give you your own exhibit at Alabama Adventure. I am sure they will be able to afford your fee and provide a nice clean cage and warm meals for you.
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