Have you ever flown so high you almost touched the sun? I think I am very close to doing so right now. I just heard of a candy bar that I never knew existed. Nope, it's not the Pronk Bar in Cleveland. It's not even the Mr. T. Bar, the San Diego Chicken Bar, or the Muhammad Ali bar. Nope, not the Liberace or Jack LaLanne bar. You aren't even close.
Yep, I have heard of the Bionic Man Bar as well as the Mario Andretti. But this one gets my Reggie Bar moist. It has to be better than the Pete Rose bar, and even better than the Melo Bar.
What the hell could the 1982 Milwaukee Brewers Bar taste like? Stale Beer and Robin Yount? The inside of Cecil Cooper's thighs? I am the furthest thing from gay, but if it has anything to do with nougat and Paul Molitor, the line starts here.
1 comment:
It's a tasteful melange of caramel and Gorman Thomas, with a hint of Moose Haas.
Post a Comment