Jun 1, 2006

Mmmmmm... Bowl Food


I don't have time to eat my food separately. Is there a way you can take everything on your God Damned menu and dump it in a plastic cup? You can? Mashed potatoes, corn, chicken bits, cheese and even gravy? That's great! What will it set me back? 31 grams of fat and 700 calories? Great! I don't have time to chew, is there a way you can chew it or blend it for me? If I can't suck it through a straw it is worthless.

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