Snipples

Everyone has their own name for zippy one line photo captions. I am going to use the word "snipples" from here on out instead of "quick take" or quick hitter. I think "snipples" will better capture the spirit of what is going on.




Oh, squirrels are such whores.

"So, you wants some nuts, huh?"

"Last time you said it was just rabies. Now you tell me it is chlamydia?"

"Hold still while I tie you to these train tracks." "But I can't pay the rent." You must pay the rent."





The last time I heard the word stroke repeated so often had to be the 2004 San Francisco Gay Pride Parade. (rimshot) Hiiiiiooooooo!




When is Dinosaurs going to get the credit it deserves?