September 1, 2006 Washington, DC -- Friends and family members of Ernesto are expressing concern as he has become tropically depressed. Huricane Debby stated "I don't know how he is going to afford Prozac or lithium...he don't have no insurance."
Meanwhile, Hurricane John continued to pummel the West Coast of Mexico, he could be heard yelling "take this you border crossing, welfare hogging, lettuce picking criminals, I ain't no pussy like Ernesto."
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