While the world can't get enough of Larry Craig's attempted bathroom blow job, it seems nobody wants to talk about Congressman Joe "Chewy" Baca's revelation that he had a torrid weekend romance with The Fabulous Sports Babe.
In his new autobiography, Doing it Chewy Style, Baca writes "I met her at a presser. She was all dolled-up in some khaki dress pants, a white dress shirt and an oversized vest. I remember how she wore sunglasses inside. I thought that was sexy and I had to have her." Later Baca writes "I spun her around me like a Boston Market chicken. I basted in her juices. She had the best side items I had ever tasted." Nanci Donnellan, aka the Fabulous Sports Babe, was unavailable for comment as no one has heard from her since 2001.
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Finally, an update on the Sports Babe.
R.I.P., Optimus Prime Rib.
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