The final standings are in from the Iowa Straw Poll are the results are depressing. 4,500 people thought the best choice for President is a guy that strapped his dog to the top of a car and left for vacation -- the dog was so scared it defecated all over the roof his car.
2,600 people paid $35 to vote for a guy that doesn't believe in evolution and likes to make jokes about Jews.
2,200 people voted for a guy that cites former Senator Jesse Helms as a role model.
Final Results
1. Mitt Romney - 4516 votes, 31%
2. Mike Huckabee - 2587 votes, 18.1%
3. Sam Brownback - 2192 votes, 15.3%
4. Tom Tancredo - 1961 votes, 13.7%
5. Ron Paul - 1305 votes, 9.1%
6. Tommy Thompson - 1,009 votes, 7.3%
7. Fred Thompson - 231 votes
8. Rudy Giuliani - 183 votes
9. Duncan Hunter - 174 votes
10. John McCain - 101 votes
11. John Cox - 41 votes
This may be the scariest election ever.
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