Charlie Rangel's Top 5 Statements

In honor of CTK's meeting with Chuck, here are my favorite Charlie Rangel statements:
1)That wasn't me. I think it was the dog.
2) Get it sliced very thinly and order off the lunch menu. It's $4.00 cheaper and you will never finish it all.
3)Down the hallway on the right. I think the restroom is the second door.
4) It's cooler in the shade.
5) If you need to play dead and you’re wearing a large backpack, the pack will add some protection to your vital areas, and you can lie on your stomach with your hands clasped behind your neck. Use your legs and elbows to try to prevent the bear from flipping you over, but do not struggle. If you look dead and harmless, a defensive bear will usually leave you alone.