Sep 27, 2007

Why is Magnum on Las Vegas?



Anybody know why Magnum is now on the TV show Las Vegas? I am really confused. When did he stop being a private eye and start buying casinos? To learn more, I did what any reporter would do, I called this guy.



He's a professional Magnum impersonator. I thought he might need to keep up-to-date on what Magnum is doing in order to update his act. He knew nothing. He actually tried telling me that Magnum was actually named Tom Selleck or something like that. What a load of crap. Anyway, he does have his own version of the lads, two toy poodles. The second I heard this I hung up.

Sorry Magnum fans, I have no more news for you.

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