Greg Syphilis -- originally part of a government produced video on sexually transmitted diseases, I could use this costume to bring syphilis to you and your party! Pros: Hosts could say that got Syphilis at their party. I can use for Furry parties at later dates. Negatives: I don't think it was properly cleaned after an "educational video" was shot at a Florida State University dorm. Thus, I could get syphilis from wearing this suit.
Bill Stoneball: Shriner Child Molester: Yep, the costume smells as bad as it looks. Pros: The Fez is sweet! Lots of cougar action. Negatives: Does not come with one of those little cars. All kids cry when they see you.
Dad: Yep, this year I am considering the easy way out -- just raiding dad's closet. Pros: I won't have to stop drinking to visit the restroom. Negatives: I really don't want to touch that pacifier.
3 comments:
I'll let you borrow my apron and you can go as Übermilf.
There's option #4.
I think I went to DGS with you.
I think you did too.
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