I would like to announce a new form of blogging

You give me ham. I give you blog. It's just that simple.

If you send me a tasty Smithfield ham I will write two week's worth of material for you.

Send me a Heavenly Ham, I will write a week's worth of Drivel for you.

Send me a pack of Buddig Ham and I will tell you about the time I peed in Rudy Giuliani's coffee.