Note: Tell me this isn't the coolest flag ever. I dare you. I look forward to being chauffeured in a limo adorned with tiny little bacon flags.
Will be to formally secede from the union and to create a place where true Americans will be able to thrive and prosper and enjoy their own personal freedoms as they once were. I ask you to all join me in Asheville, NC where we will live in one nation, under bacon, with links, and sausage for all.
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This gives new meaning to government pork HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA oh I slay me.
Remind me to bitch slap you with a pack of Jimmy Dean's finest the next time I see you.
Can I slap him, too? I'm going to see him soon!
And I thought there'd be no entertainment at the reunion.
Warning: Word on the street is that he might enjoy it. Instead, introduce him to people as Jim Murtaugh.
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