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Nov 21, 2007
Christmass is just too much damn work
I am almost as bad as the stores. Thanksgiving isn't even here yet and I am already working on my Christmas decorations! (that really made me sound like a holiday fag, didn't it? Well, deck my halls.) It takes me hours to decorate these damn gingerbread people. I wish I could just bake them once, varnish them, and be done with it forever.
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Why save your fagginess for Christmas? You should be faggy all year round.
Wait until I unleash my inner fag for MLK day!
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