Let me tell you what your dog is trying to tell you. All it takes is a picture of your dog and a brief description of your family. I will then use the experience I have amassed as one of the nation's leaders in canine social behavioral studies to provide you with the keys to improve your relationship with your dog.
Nov 5, 2007
I need to level with my readers for a moment
Michelle and Pam (Carmel class of 1987).
This past weekend the Downer's Grove South graduating class of 1987 held their 20th reunion. I didn't attend the reunion as I only attended DGS for 2 years and then graduated from Lisle High School. Well, I didn't go to Lisle's reunion either... because of all or our moving over the past year or so, I got my invitation after the actual event (insert joke here).
Feeling that I deserve a reunion, Saturday night I went to the closest reunion I could find, the Carmel High School class of 1987 reunion, and had a gay old time. I don't know if it was the booze or that I am such a good bullshit artist, but in no-time I had people reliving stories they had never lived.
I am so glad that I ended up going to the reunion. Although my new friend Michelle (pictured above) may not be. The next morning I woke up with Pam's phone number tattooed on my scrotum and an icepick in one of my car's tires (I think I may have clam blocked Michelle). My guess is she will forget about it before our next reunion. That's just how Chelle is about these things.
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3 comments:
At first I thought you meant Ice Pick from Magnum, P.I., and was wondering how Chelle could have fit him in your tire.
Is this your car?
just add curb feelers and you have it!
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