Nov 15, 2007

A message to Prince's legal team

We have recently been contacted by the legal team of "performer" Prince. Under threat of legal action from Prince's legal team -- "potential closure of your web site" - We have removed the image of Prince fellating a unicorn while being anally serviced by Morris Day during his trademark Purple Rain guitar solo. We will also remove the Purple Rain coloring book pages that showed The Apollonia 6 providing the purple midget with a golden shower.

From today forward, Streaming Drivel will refrain from using the proper name Prince to refer to the musician, agrees not to refer to any music performed by this person and agrees to use only general terms regarding the man's movie career (ex. remember that movie the goofy midget guitar player made -- I think it has a song about a whore and a Chevy made car in it). Streaming Drivel apologises unreservedly to AEG / NPG and Prince for any offense caused. We also ask our readers to avoid photoshoping Prince and sending them via email to dietch@gmail.com.

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