Let me tell you what your dog is trying to tell you. All it takes is a picture of your dog and a brief description of your family. I will then use the experience I have amassed as one of the nation's leaders in canine social behavioral studies to provide you with the keys to improve your relationship with your dog.
Nov 13, 2007
An open message to the fine people at Jimmy Dean Sausage
When listening to this clip, please put your hand over your heart and try as hard as you can to not say amen more than 30 times.
Note: If there is a medic in the area with a defibrillator, you may want to stop by this guy's house. If he really is eating a couple of dozen fried eggs, a t-bone steak, and sausage on a regular basis, his ticker is due to asplode any minute now.
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4 comments:
That's 600 lbs of men!
fuckin' little pussy-size o' sausage!
This is the best thing, ever.
600 lbs. of Men -- I think Gaymart.com sells that on DVD.
I really wish my stupid workputer didn't block stuff like this.
Not to pick nits with her Milfesty, but I thought he said "pussy *roll* of sausage".
I love this so much, I love it like it was my own son.
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