So on my way into work this morning I stopped by the CVS that occupies the ground floor of my office building to grab a bottle of water. On my way from the cooler to the register a teenage girl approached me and said "Blow you for a carton." I said "excuse me?" And she said "I'll do you for some smokes." I then bought a case and asked her if she had any friends.
Now I don't mean to brag or anything, but there are lots of guys that need to pay a lot more than this to get some action. I must be looking fine today!
7 comments:
Do you work in a prison?
What a first guess! No. But in a prison a carton would get me laid for months! Maybe I need to hangout by the CVS and then find me a nice lady inmate.
We just get a lot of interesting types in the building because of the CVS and bus stop right outside the front door.
Shocking as it may seem, mass transit in Indianapolis is not all that you would imagine it to be.
I saw a hooker near a bus stop in Gary, Indiana.
She did not look like Julia Roberts, nor would I classify her as a pretty woman.
More like "itchy woman." In an area most of us would prefer to keep private.
I think living in Gary will do that to you. Thankfully we don't live in Gary. We couldn't afford the Hydrocortizone.
Itchy Woman >>>>>>>> Scabby Woman
wooh ooh, itchy woman, see her she's no fox
Woo, hooh, itchy woman, she's got crabs in her box
CTK, if I told you once, I told you 1,000 times, 1 roll in the hay with Joanna Balzer = 2 cans of Tough Acting Tinactin.
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