Quote #1
Girl #1: Who would you rather sleep with, Dumbledore or Voldemort?
Girl #2: Um, Voldemort.
Girl #1: What?! Why?
Girl #2: I dunno! I mean, Dumbledore's got that beard... Like, it might get all, you know, up in there.
Girl #1: You'd fuck pure evil because he's clean-shaven?
Quote #2
Chick on cell: Okay, I feel like you would know if you waxed your inner labia...
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4 comments:
I wrote a wonderful comment here, about Voldemort potentially having a snake penis and Googling "Fun Whip", but Dilf accidentally unplugged the modem while I was posting it, so now you get this instead.
Dilf! That could have been the highlight of the day! Anything with Fun Whip and Snake Penis in it has a chance!
I've heard that a lot of women use Tinactin in/around their hoo hoo for relief from the Voldemort.
If you guys ever steer this conversation into a more Star Wars-y or Lord of the Rings-y direction I'll gladly chime in. I'm just out of my element with H-Pottz.
Claim! How many of the H-Pottz opening night parties have you been to?
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