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Dec 7, 2007
Finally, a Flux Capacitor that I can afford
It's about time that someone used today's technology to recreate time machines used in 1980's movies! I need to get this overnight delivered so I have it for the weekend. I'm totally going back to Lisle circa 1986 to that night Nicole Huck and I were mauling each other on the couch in my parent's family room. I will do everything possible to make certain that 1986 John forgets that he is dating Nicole's best friend and that a conscience is not required of a 17 year-old boy.
Once I am done with that trip I will make my way to San Francisco and catch-up with Starship and see if I can be that guy doing the local radio announcer voice in We Built This City. After that I will probably be hungry and use the Flux to go to Chattanooga, circa 2005 when I had that amazing Kobe Beef at St. John's Restaurant.
What would you do if you had your own Flux Capacitor?
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4 comments:
I would go back to 1976 and tell that guy in the green Skylark "no thanks, I don't want any candy from you."
The things you have done for a roll of Smarties is truly disgusting.
I would go back to 1984 and just start over from there.
Also, I would tell CTK to hold out for better candy.
I think I would also go back in time to about 6:00 when I ordered our pizza. I think I should have ordered the deep dish tonight and not the thin crust. Damn I wish I had my capacitor already!
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