Does anyone know Stacy Keach or Carrot Top? I am trying to get either of them to play the role of me for my Vidstone. What's a Vidstone? It's a morbid video iPod that is connected to one's tombstone. I firmly believe that someday it will be all the rage...if it doesn't go out of business first.
I think Keach is more believable as me, but Carrot Top could really come up with some killer props to liven my death up. This is such a hard choice!
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I wish my name had 5 syllables in it so I could have Bauhaus singing "(Ubermilf) is dead"
"I'M DEAD I'M DEAD I'M DEAD"
Oooh, that would be nice. I just wish I had more warning about this technology so I could save more. The production costs of my video are going to be insane -- between the Susan Anton/Cathy Lee Crosby sex scenes, the car chases, and the clips of me bombing the Russians and killing martians, I am going to go broke filming this baby.
My name has 5 syllables (if you use my full first name). I can totally steal Ubes' idea.
I want my video to show me as a blue holographic image of myself giving sage advice to people who come by to pay their respects - Obi Wan CTK, if you will.
Instead of some snuggle huggie message at the end, I think I would conclude with "get the hell off my lawn. Wow, you've gained weight -- I can feel my head caving in."
That ought to cheer-up the grand kids.
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