Yeah, I know... this is kind of an underwhelming, but this is what you get when you you donate to one of those charities for "special kids" and they in turn send you holiday cards for your use.
Do you want that "tree" in your house? How about those miserable presents? More importantly, do you want that red blob sneaking into your house late at night? If this is what Santa looks like, I am sleeping with my ass plugged and my legs crossed.
Maybe I should have donated to a charity for healthier kids. Maybe I should have stuck a crayon in my dog's ass and let him work on the design. This won't happen next year. The kids are all going to have arms and I will not settle for "the picture that was least drooled on."
I may not get a chance to post again until the new year, so enjoy the holidays!
Darth
3 comments:
At least you gave us an update on Brett Hisgen before you left.
I'm happy he's progressed to holding a crayon now.
What's with Santa's urine-soaked beard?
I was hoping that was mustard.
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