Let me tell you what your dog is trying to tell you. All it takes is a picture of your dog and a brief description of your family. I will then use the experience I have amassed as one of the nation's leaders in canine social behavioral studies to provide you with the keys to improve your relationship with your dog.
Jan 29, 2008
I think my eHarmony ad needs work
I specifically wrote in my bio that fur=murder and yet when I go to Ruby Tuesday's to meet my date, there is Sharice -- head to toe in fur. WTF?
Little known fact about eHarmony founder Dr. Neil Clark Warren - he is a prankster extraordinaire.
Have you ever seen the hip MTV show called "punked"? Well, they stole that idea from Dr. Warren - Ashton Kutcher requested to be matched with someone between the ages of 19 and 22-1/2, and eHarmony set him up with a leathery old hag named Demi. Days later, Mr. Kutcher received an email from Dr. Warren saying "You've been CLARKED!"
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Little known fact about eHarmony founder Dr. Neil Clark Warren - he is a prankster extraordinaire.
Have you ever seen the hip MTV show called "punked"? Well, they stole that idea from Dr. Warren - Ashton Kutcher requested to be matched with someone between the ages of 19 and 22-1/2, and eHarmony set him up with a leathery old hag named Demi. Days later, Mr. Kutcher received an email from Dr. Warren saying "You've been CLARKED!"
Wow -- that's great stuff. I bet he also had prince albert in a can.
Is his refrigerator running?
Also, she's cute. I hope you're very happy together.
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