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Stand back as I laugh when you put your Chocolate, RAZR, iPhone thingee on the boardroom table. I am laying the smack down when I plunk this bitch on the table... the rotary cell phone from every one's favorite cell phone manufacturer, SparkFun. I laugh as you hold that tiny piece of Japanese crap to your ear. You look like a giant talking on a kid's phone. Not me... I have a real fucking phone... with a cord and everything. Your cell phone says a lot about you. Yours says you are too weak to carry a real phone. Pussy. Oh, but your phone takes pictures and sends text messages? Picture this, bitch, my phone has gong style metal bells.

This is the ever popular Portable Rotary Phone, now in Red! Phone comes fully assembled and tested. All you have to do is open the phone, insert your SIM card, and turn the unit on! The unit will utilize your phone number and account minutes. Phone dials out like normal through the rotary. Incoming calls ring the original, loud, gong style metal bells. This phone even has a dial tone! The internal cellular module works within any country that has one of the 900MHz, 1800MHz, or 1900MHz cellular bands (90% of the world). The Port-O-Rotary is truly international with up to 15-digit dialing, auto-frequency selection, '+' characters, and PIN # entry for pre-paid cards.

Each Port-O-Rotary is an original rotary phone that has been specially modified. There may be small scratches and scraps on the exterior, also known as 'character'. The battery can run the phone for 4-5 days (yes days) and is charged by an external jack on the rear of the phone (charger included).

Just imagine me strolling down the street talking to my bitches on this mutha. Thank God my birthday is in February -- I am tossing my Blackberry and getting one of these immediately!