Let me tell you what your dog is trying to tell you. All it takes is a picture of your dog and a brief description of your family. I will then use the experience I have amassed as one of the nation's leaders in canine social behavioral studies to provide you with the keys to improve your relationship with your dog.
Jan 14, 2008
What's your day like?
Brian Johnson: I'm a fucking idiot because I can't make a lamp?
John Bender: No. You're a genius because you can't make a lamp.
I'm having more of a Brian Ralph Johnson type of a day rather than a John Bender day. Nothing horrible, but nothing great. If life had a cruise control, I would be locked in at 77.
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shut up
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