Feb 5, 2008

Darth Roker is 39 and Pregnant (at least it looks that way)


Today I turned 39 and received the best present ever, a TV show on the CW. Sure, it's a knock-off of Scott Baio is 46 and Pregnant, and it's only on the CW, but it will do. Think about it, I get to hang out with Reba! She's so sassy!

While I wanted to play myself, the producers didn't feel I had enough range to do so, thus Brian Dennehy will play me. Producers will use makeup to make him appear older and crankier.

6 comments:

CTK said...

Does this mean you get to hang in the VIP room at clubs with Steve Harvey and an assortment of Wayanses? You're so money.

Oh, and HBD.

Anonymous said...

hbd. are you getting recruited by aarp?

Ubermilf said...

You're old.

Ubermilf said...

Oh yeah -- happy birthday, Grammpa Roker.

Ubermilf said...

We all chipped in to get you a little something

Darth Roker said...

You guys are too kind. The little Mrs. just got me a hitch for my Little Rascal, so I can probably tow the craftmatic back to our ranch style house and use the special door levers we installed (I can no longer turn door knobs) to get the bed into the house.

I am still waiting on my AARP Jitterbug discount.But I did get a case of butterscotch scented body wash.

Did you know that by typing in "cell phone for old people" Jitterbug is the first thing that comes up? That's quality marketing!