Feb 8, 2008

French Stewart Friday: French is Not Gay


Did you know that French is married? Yep. That means he's not gay. Because everyone knows you have to be straight in order to be married. French has been seen with the woman pictured a number of times over the years. She answers to the name "Katherine." There is no detail how much she is paid.

French Fact: Did you know that French was considered for the role of Jason Bourne in the Bourne Identity? Unfortunately, his schedule on 3rd Rock conflicted with the Bourne shooting dates and there was some concern that French might come off as being too masculine for the role.

8 comments:

Ubermilf said...

French Stewart fathered my first twelve children.

CTK said...

French Stewart enjoys football and beer.

Ubermilf said...

They bottle French Stewart's pheromones for scientific studies on virility.

CTK said...

French Stewart can impregnate a woman from 30 yards away.

Ubermilf said...

I know; it happened to me 12 times!

Darth Roker said...

Ubes: Did you name all of your Children French (French 1, French 2, etc.)?

Ubermilf said...

I also put their numbers on the back of their shirts, like sports jerseys.

I have a whole army of miniature French's. Just like the Clone Army in Star Wars!

Anonymous said...

Seriously, now, I know more than 'entertainer types' who spent several years living a gay lifestyle and then fathering children - natural way - via intercourse, with women they decided to have so called 'love' relationships with. One even married and has stayed with the woman, for quite a while, now. I don't care what anyone says, due to their original orientation I consider them predominantly homosexual, despite their apparent hetero tendencies... One a guy goes that route and experiences oral with and especially get's poked up the behind by another guy, he's gay for life. That can't be undone and it has a conditioning effect. Plus true hetero men wouldn't even contemplate the notion of engaging in either of those homosexual activities...