... And they intersect at the KISS coffeehouse. Yes, the official coffeehouse of KISS the band. There is nothing like walking up to your Kiss Coffee Barista and ordering a Grande Strutter with a shot of mocha. Why stop there? How about a Tall Plaster Caster and Cream? Not quite your drink? Well then, maybe a Short Lick It Up and sugar is more your speed.
I knew Gene Simmons was a marketing genius, but this is absoultely insane. The guy has a band that features interchangable "characters" that haven't had a hit in 20 years and somehow turns it into a marketing powerhouse that pimps coffee, action figures, comic books, condoms, shampoo, games, Visa cards, and of course, Kiss Kaskets. Imagine what they could do if these hacks were actually talented.
I want to tradmark, patent, and copyright the Gene Simmons DNA Vending machine. Who doesn't want Gene Simmons to be their dad?
2 comments:
I am oddly compelled to send you this.
Apropos of nothing.
Just because.
damn that's good. When I am not shaking my money maker, I am totally getting jiggy wid it.
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