Am I the only guy not engaging in threesomes?

Dina Matos McGreevey has denied banging the hired help.

Am I the only guy in America that hasn't had a threesome? You may have read that Former New Jersey Gov. Jim McGreevey said he and his wife Dina Matos McGreevey used to engage in three-way sex with his ex-aide and driver. You may also remember that in 2004 Jimmy found his way out of the closet and announced that he liked other boys.

What's more, former aide, Teddy Pedersen, told the New York Post and New Jersey's Star-Ledger he began having threesomes with the McGreeveys -- a routine "hard-core consensual sex orgy" they called the "Friday Night Special" -- in the late 1990s during Dina and Jim's courtship, and that the trysts continued after the couple's marriage in 2000, the papers reported online Sunday. Pedersen described regularly sharing a hotel room with the McGreeveys during out-of-town business trips.

After reading that even the gays are enjoying a 369, I find myself thinking that I am the only guy in America not pulling a double team. Now I am not a big fan of the Eiffel Tower, and would probably prefer my threeway freeway to be littered with a lot more vag, but it still disturbs me that gay guys can get women to do things that I can't.

So I challenge my female reader(s) to come forth and share with my male reader(s) why the gay guy has these mysterious powers to persuade you. Is it his jaunty way of being? His appreciation for Jimmy Choo? His endless fascination with Hairspray the Musical? Or is it that once you knew he was gay and now you have found yourself a challenge?