Today we are celebrating 10 year's of senior citizen stiffies! That's right, 10 years ago the great people at Pfizer made it possible for Bob Dole to once again crash the old custard truck into Libby's naughties. It's hard to imagine that it has been 10 years since Rafael Palmeiro regained his ability to park the pink Plymouth in the garage of love.
What's more, Pfizer has much more in store for us! Appearantly they have signed a giant penis as a spokesperson. I can't wait to see how this turns out! The last thing I want to read about is this walking nutsack putting his pickle in Daryn Kagan's hair sandwich.
2 comments:
It takes a lot to disturb me, sir, yet you do it with such ease.
It's good to know that if I ever need to dig into my 8th grade humor --that it's there.
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