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Apr 16, 2008
The biggest dick I have ever seen?
It's not like I look at other guys in the shower or anything, so I don't have a lot to compare, but John Davidson may be the biggest dick of all-time. Not quite sold? Visit johndavidson.com. Make certain your speakers are fired-up loud, because he is going to force you to listen to his music. Music? John Davidson is going to play music?
Oh yeah, this smug fucker has been ruining eardrums and holidays alike for decades.
If you want to see him in concert and you live in Nashville, TN -- you just missed him play the National Association of Uniform Manufacturers. I can see how he got the gig. He loves polyester and they make it.
November 19 he will be hosting a private speaking engagement in Dallas. I wonder what he has to say that is so important that someone would pay to hear it from him. I bet he is going to talk about the time he told Fran Tarkington that the That's Incredible producers needed to do another take and he nailed Cathy Lee Crosby on the couch in Fran's dressing room. Fran never did get that stain out. Speaking of getting the stain out, you really should read Cathy's new book, she talks a lot about being in the "bliss zone."
Warning: There will be 25 John Davidson concerts between January 2 and January 31 in Phoenix. Children take the car keys away from your grand parents!
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Didn't he sing "Oh, What a Beautiful Morning" in a staging of Rodgers and Hammerstein's Oklahoma?
I couldn't find it on video, but I did find this
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