Apr 2, 2008

Japan, rocketing past us with technology...



Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Super Pii Pii Brothers , a new video game for the Wii. For those ladies that believe the vagina is superior to the penis, now you can have the best of both worlds.

" The play mechanics are simple. Prepare yourself by strapping on the included belt harness and jacking in your Wiimote. A series of toilets are presented on screen and the challenge is to tilt your body to control a never-ending stream of pee. Get as much pee in the toilets as you can while spilling as little on the floor as possible. Sounds easy eh? Well the toilets open and close whack-a-mole style and occasionally the stray cat or other cute critter pops up. Spray a cat for extra points. Get too much pee on the ground and your game is over. With realistic fluid dynamics for the pee and over 100 different bathrooms from bars and palaces to automatic Japanese style toilets you'll be entertained for hours. And wait until your friends see the multi-player mode with dueling pee streams... click here for more and video of game play."

Japan is so kicking our ass.

3 comments:

Ubermilf said...

You misquote me.

I never said that vaginas were superior to penises, merely that penises were no more valuable than vaginas.

That's equality, man, and that's what I'm all about.

Darth Roker said...

My bad. Either way, you now can virtually have both!

CTK said...

I shudder to think at what the Vagii game entails.