Let me tell you what your dog is trying to tell you. All it takes is a picture of your dog and a brief description of your family. I will then use the experience I have amassed as one of the nation's leaders in canine social behavioral studies to provide you with the keys to improve your relationship with your dog.
May 2, 2008
French Stewart Friday: Sort of
Enjoy the picture of this dog as French recuperates.
French is not feeling well today. It seems that while at TCBY, someone slipped French real yogurt instead of the non-fat, lactose free version French normally orders. As a result, a law suit has been filed and French will not come out from under the desk in his study. His trust in humanity is gone as is his taste for non-dairy chocolate yogurt with sprinkles on top (only yellow sprinkles allowed and French provides them himself).
I think you will all agree with me when I say "get well soon French, not everyone is out to kill you with lactose!"
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Lactose is bad when you you're intolerant
And look for a bathroom, but find that you can't
For after you put the dairy stuff in your mouth
Surely you know what happens
down
south?
(You get diarrhea)
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