A man with a dream

This guy wants to be buried in a Pabst casket.

'merica is a land full of dreams. While some dream for threesomes with the Swedish Bikini Team, others dream of being buried in a Pabst casket. Which I need to say is far cooler than being buried in a Kiss casket.

I must confess that while I am not quite 40, I haven't given much thought to how I want to be buried and I think I need to start doing so now, before my spawn makes that decision for me. Perhaps something made by this manufacturer -- their catalog is intriguing. Maybe cremation is more my style. I could have some of my ashes scattered over a sacred place, like Wrigley Field, scattered over a lake or ocean, or over Wilford Brimley's oatmeal.

It's odd, because I can see how to bury others much more clearly than I can myself. I think CTK would like to be be buried in a large Qdoba burrito (no rice). Ubermilf would either be buried in a large cupcake or have her ashes scattered into cupcake batter. My friend Jason would either like to be fed to an eagle or buried in a large shoebox in his back yard (closet hippie). Rachel Ray would like to be basted in Olive Oil (and have various experiments performed on her) before being drowned in her precious E.V.O.O. -- but now I am getting ahead of myself.