Why do people feel it is still necessary to use chopsticks? By now hasn't the fork shown it's value? And if one is looking for true utility, you might as well look the way of the spork. Between the fork and the spork, there really is no need for two pieces of wood, unless you want to show off how "worldly" you are. I hate "the worldly."
My neighbor is married to an Asian woman. I think the politically correct term is "panda." Like my other Asian friends, Ding Ding Ha, Ping, and Pong, I gave her a nickname -- Chopsticks. I think this shows how valuable she is to our neighborhood.
I like to think that when he bought her on the Internet he got her off the "scratch and dent" page. She's fairly easy on the eyes, but doesn't speak very often. When she does speak, all of a sudden she is no longer seen and not heard, and she is annoying. He really should have kept his receipt. China has a bitch of a return policy.
3 comments:
You're a jerk.
I think you need to meet Chopsticks before calling me a jerk. Ding Ding Ha, Ping and Pong are hysterical and good friends that prefer to be called by those names, Chopsticks not so much. I just think it's because she's not a nice person.
Maybe China is taking us down, one Chopsticks at a time.
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