Celebrate Independance Day like a real American!

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Krispy Kreme Bacon Cheeseburger. Otherwise known as a Luther Burger. Special snaps to anyone that sends one of these to me with a hamdog (a hot dog which is wrapped in a beef patty and deep-fried). If you really want to make this American, mush it altogether and put it all in a bowl with some potatoes, KFC style. A hefty salute would be required before consumption.

If I were sent both of these delicious sounding concoctions at the same time, I am pretty certain it would be my last meal. Thus it would need to be served on top of the most expensive hooker I could find. She would be surrounded by mounds of cocaine and real Coca Cola (you know the stuff that actually has sugar in it). I would then make certain that once I am dead, she loads me into a Pabst Casket for good keeping. We can all have dreams.