This is a typical Iowan. Tired of swimming and forced to listen to REO Speedwagon.
He dreams up "Ridin' The Storm Out - Floods of 2008 relief Concert with REO Speedwagon." Why does God hate Iowa so much? Is it the corn? Vilsack? Iowa Hawkeyes alumni? That smug look of righteous indignation that they all seem to be born with? It's Vilsack isn't it?
Life has got to be bleak if your best chance for help comes from the creators of Keep On Loving You" and "Can't Fight This Feeling."
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I hope they get 38 Special involved so they can "Hold on Loosely" but "Not Lose Control."
You are the Ubermilf. It's musical knowledge like that (and more) that makes Dilf a lucky man.
Tom Arnold has been suspiciously quiet during this entire affair.
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